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Merlin

Have you ever seen a 500 bill? Do they even print them? Hardly anyone uses cash anymore.

Posted - August 19, 2018
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  • 53504

      Of course I've seen them before, in fact, I have ten of them drying in my bathtub right now.  That ink is tricky, one little mistake and it smears all over the pla . . . wait, you're not working with the police, or the FBI, or the Treasury Department, or my parole officer, or . . . 

    DELETE, DELETE, DELETE, DELETE.


    ~
      August 19, 2018 7:05 PM MDT
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  • 10026

    Funny you should ask......  You best delete fast!  
      August 19, 2018 7:19 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    In 1969 (the year I was born), the Treasury Department discontinued the $500 bill. The highest denomination I ever held in my own hands was a $100 bill. As for that $500 bill, I've never seen one until right now.


    This post was edited by Zack at August 20, 2018 6:47 PM MDT
      August 19, 2018 7:29 PM MDT
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  • 53504


     ((((Pssst, Zack, I can hook you up with a fairly authentic $500 bill, old buddy.  Meet me at the alley between the longshoremen's union hall and the 14th Avenue pawnshop at midnight.  Have a satchel full of tildes, be alone and make sure you're not followed.  Oh, and don't tell Merlie; I think she's dirty.  Shhhhhh.))))


    ~
      August 19, 2018 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    I'll bring my poisonous blow dart gun in case things get nasty. This post was edited by Zack at August 20, 2018 6:30 AM MDT
      August 19, 2018 7:55 PM MDT
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  • 53504


      I wouldn't have it any other way.

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      August 19, 2018 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 23576
    (Damn -- I want to go along just to gaze upon the beauty of this alley at night! I wouldn't be a help at all, though. I'll stay away.)
      August 19, 2018 8:05 PM MDT
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  • 53504


      Have you  got any tildes?  (Cough, cough.)

    ~ 
      August 19, 2018 8:09 PM MDT
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  • 23576
    Didn't notice your tilde request was directed to me. Sorry! I don't think I have any.
    Wait. There. . .   ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
      August 21, 2018 8:35 AM MDT
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  • 7792
    BTW, that's the cleanest damn alley I've ever seen. Must be in a wealthy neighboorhood.
      August 19, 2018 8:10 PM MDT
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  • 23576
    Agreed!! It's spotless! 
      August 19, 2018 8:15 PM MDT
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  • 53504

      Er, um, it's actually located in the seediest, most run-down part of town.  The photo makes it look a lot better that it does in real life.  Oh, and the smell . . .

    ~
      August 19, 2018 8:20 PM MDT
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  • 23576
      August 20, 2018 7:45 AM MDT
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  • 23576
    That green stuff ~  I was pretending it to be a smell.
    :)
      August 20, 2018 2:27 PM MDT
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  • 2658
    Clean like the (expensive) alley dwellings in D.C.

    Hopefully, we're friends even though not on a list...
      August 20, 2018 9:00 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    You can ride with me Welby..  ....
      August 20, 2018 12:55 PM MDT
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  • 23576
    OK
    :)
      August 20, 2018 2:26 PM MDT
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  • 10026

    You'll never get away with it Randy, I'm waaayyy to slick for you.  Zack will see right through your Boogie-Woogie Do and I'll slip right past you.  I'll have all the tildes and the fake $500s.  .  Meeeeeoooooowwwwww!!!!!


    Tomorrow I'm going to pawn your tildes at the pawn shop and take your fake $500 bills and clean them um' up real pretty like, ya see.  Then I'm gonna turn um' back around on the street.  I'll be able to 


    Catch me if you Can!!!....
      August 19, 2018 11:36 PM MDT
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  • 53504

      Keep talking, Lady. You're only digging your own grave. 

    ~
      August 19, 2018 11:41 PM MDT
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  • 23576
    Image result for catch me if you can poster
      August 20, 2018 2:29 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Great flick!
      August 20, 2018 10:27 PM MDT
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  • 23576
    I liked it, too.
    :)
      August 21, 2018 8:37 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Hi Welby~ The whole following venture started out as trying to find a person clapping. I was doing this to share with you, "catch me if you can," was my inspiration for compiling my comment back to Randy. It is one of my favorite movies and not being a big dicaprio fan found his acting and abilities phenomenal.  It truly changed my view on the "Cap-Man."  
    As it has turned out, these other videos popped-up and wanted to be part of the action.  So, with all that being said, (I'm going to include his name so he doesn't breeze by it) Randy D, this might show that the white man truly doesn't show much ability in having clapping ability soley, but with the help of his brothers he can reach that soul sound. 


    As a grand finale', but not nearly as impressive as the men above,
    Welby~
    :) :) aka Happy! Happy!
    Exactly!
      August 21, 2018 1:12 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Sorry for the delay in getting back to you.  Steve McQueen and I were out looking for Randy D and I made dinner along the way. ;)
     Don and I were trying to figure out who was on it. Now we know.  It's too bad they stopped making them in 1969; however, despite them not making $500 bills anymore, 1969 was a great year.  You came in it and that makes it Totally GREAT!!   Thanks Zack!
     
    P.S. We are pretty close in age.  I'm just 2 years older than you. :) :) This post was edited by Merlin at August 20, 2018 2:30 PM MDT
      August 19, 2018 10:47 PM MDT
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