I have that page bookmarked and I see the count on the counter and click "edit" until I get to around that number and then reply/laugh accordingly.
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 22, 2018 7:30 AM MDT
Most people will never be able to afford a house, let alone a boat. And it's DOOMSDAY, dammit! Society's rules of "good and bad" pretty much go out the window.
Good news bad news jokes might be a hoot - you could say good news honey we won the mega lottery - bad news is we only have a couple of hours left to spend it. Cheers!