If a chimpanzee can rip your face off, what can a full grown gorilla do?

Go Ape and monkey around with it by pulling faces ....:)D

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They can rip off chimpanzees' faces.

Sew it back on (ouch!)

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This post was edited by Merlin at August 29, 2018 6:20 AM MDT

probably worse than that

Rip off your private parts and shove them in the space where your face used to be (just a guess).