Which is worse. A bug in your mouth or sand in your underwear. I had both yesterday.

Since I don't wear underwear, it would have to be the bug in my mouth.

This post was edited by Element 99 at September 5, 2018 8:01 AM MDT

As much as I would hate sand in my underwear, I would hate a bug in my mouth more.

Depends on the flavor of the bug.  

The bug in my mouth sounds worse. I have had sand in my underwear, which sucks, but sometimes it's expected at the beach. 

Bug in mouth.  Sand in underwear is an easy fix.  Bug in mouth....the thought is nauseating.

  Lack of question mark is worse than either of the two, but I digress. 

  I select the bug as being worse: I'm quite accustomed to having sand surrounding the jewels, because I often mix equal parts of it with the Vaseline. You'd be surprised how much it livens things up when your lube is the highlight of the act . . . 

Some bugs are soft and juicy I don't mind,  I don't like crunchy insects because they get caught in my teeth. I least like sand in my underwear. 

probably the bug, at least the sand aint alive