"Oh, no! I just realized I put the sandwiches with the crusts cut off the bread in Randy D's lunch instead of mine! What could happen?"
(Soap opera announcer's voiceover):
Will Randy D react badly when he finds the effeminate repast in his lunch pail?
Can Shelley ever forgive herself for slighting her man in such a cruel way?
Is this the straw that will break the camel's back and drive Randy D to an early grave?
Will the pregnancy test come back positive, even though Shelley used Saran Wrap in a very interesting way?
How could a loving woman betray her man Randy D in this manner, unless of course she's not very loving at all?
Does Shelley have an ulterior motive in mind and is only faking shock and surprise?
Has this list gotten long enough, or do you want more?
Is Shelley so cute and pretty that it doesn't matter to Randy D whatever she does?
Tune in tomorrow for yet another thrilling episode of "As the Sandwich Spreads"!
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Posted - September 7, 2018
