I tried to, but all I could see was the ceiling of your bedroom. Ok, this little handcuff-me-to-your-bed game of yours was fun when it started three days ago, but would you mind unlocking me already?
Randall D, the alleged victim, was last seen at the municipal airport's departure terminal. His destination is unknown at the time of this report. The investigation into the perpetrators of the sex ring continues at this hour, with the arrest of a retired educator and his female accomplice expected any day now.
Now turning to the latest in sports. A rain delay that lasted 45 minutes ultimately caused a forfeiture of this afternoon's home game . . .
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This post was edited by Randy D at September 13, 2018 3:09 PM MDT