Have you ever porpoisely hurt someone?

How much Moe of this can you handle?  This is bacon me want to give you a Nyuckle sandwich.  I am only yolking with ewe.   

Yes...I turtled down the turn'pike and my car crabed when a dogfish ran in front of me while I was in holiday in Sardinia ,I'm only a little shrimp and was rushing to a prawn shop to seaRay to and sell a pearl I'd found ,it was then that  I floundered and had a hake of a job going straight after....a chubb'ie guy who looked eel served me and I decided to Mullet over what her offered....His shop was a large Plaice with a Haddock out the back where he kept sea horses which he sold for six squid each..... 
I could go on but the Tilde ~ is running out :(