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Randy D

Why do you keep bailing me out of jail? (Humorous answers, please.) ~

Posted - October 15, 2018
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  • How else will we purchase our tildes on the black market? 
      October 15, 2018 10:15 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Hey, wait!  Don't you know they've got cops listening in on these cellblock telephones?  Shhhhhhhhh!
    ~
      October 15, 2018 10:34 PM MDT
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  • Oh. Well, I guess we'll just have to bail you out again.
      October 16, 2018 7:48 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Same deal as all the other times, Lenina; I'll have to work it off in trade, right?

    ~
      October 16, 2018 10:26 AM MDT
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  • On second thought ... you don't mind serving hard time, do you?
      October 16, 2018 8:08 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    First of all, I need you to proofread my term paper.  Secondly, no one else will make my sandwiches for me.

    chevy chase flirt GIF
      October 15, 2018 10:15 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    To keep Rizz from kicking the crap out of you.
      October 16, 2018 7:16 AM MDT
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  • I am not a co-dependent enabler, so it must be because you have the bacon stash.
      October 16, 2018 7:46 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    cause i dont want you in jail
      October 16, 2018 9:34 AM MDT
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  • 1633

    Because I don't want to play Monopoly alone.

      October 16, 2018 9:13 PM MDT
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  • "It's tax deductible and da' boys say dat
     shootin' at static targets just ain't da' same ting."

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 23, 2018 5:48 AM MDT
      October 23, 2018 1:21 AM MDT
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  • 16794
    If Jane has to concentrate on avoiding you, she has to quit flirting with me.
      October 23, 2018 4:39 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      I doubt it takes much concentration on her part; avoiding me is in her bloodstream, it's her DNA, it's the air that she breathes, it's her mission in life. LOL!

    ~
      October 23, 2018 5:52 AM MDT
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