Your fate is to become food and be eaten. What food would you like to become and whom do you wish would eat you?

Popsicle

Guy Pearce

This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at October 22, 2018 1:23 AM MDT

Shellfish so spoiled and contaminated, that whoever dared consume any would become painfully sick and covered in their own effluent.
Served up at the Westboro Baptist Church picnic, and Dick Cheney’s Christmas dinner.
Yeah, eat me. This post was edited by Don Barzini at October 22, 2018 1:25 AM MDT

A pistachio tree - it lives for centuries and gives abundantly of its delicious, nutritious nuts to all who like them.

Ham. To be fed to Guantanamo terrorist prisoners.

noone, i dont want to be eaten