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What couldn't I pay you to do?

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Posted - October 20, 2018
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  • 53531

      Violate grammar rules with you.


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      October 20, 2018 10:47 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Can we just violate each other instead?
      October 20, 2018 10:48 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      What, again?  These motel fees aren't cheap, and besides, I'm running out of fake names to use when I register. 

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    This post was edited by Randy D at October 21, 2018 10:50 AM MDT
      October 20, 2018 10:53 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Dont lie. We never paid for a hotel in our lives. By the way, this time we use YOUR car, mine smells like an action verb.
      October 20, 2018 10:58 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      Cars?  I haven't done that since I was a teenager!  Wait, if I'm not the guy with you doing it in cars, then . . .

    Wait, if you're not the woman who's been going to the motels with me, then . . . 



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      October 20, 2018 11:14 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    then what? Are you going to take a restraining order out on me or be a man and meet me at my car in five minutes.
      October 20, 2018 11:21 PM MDT
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  • 53531


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      October 20, 2018 11:36 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Walk a loose rope.....a tight ones hard enough at time.....:( 
      October 21, 2018 2:19 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Throw a bucket of water over Randy D ....I'll do that for free being as it him ......some one some time has to cool his harder and make him Limp back home.....;)D 
      October 21, 2018 2:23 AM MDT
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  • 53531

      You rang, Miss?


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      October 21, 2018 7:15 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Your being very wise for once....:)
      October 21, 2018 7:55 PM MDT
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  • 53531
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      October 21, 2018 8:18 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    And now yore really four hit....Grrrrrrrr 
      October 22, 2018 3:11 PM MDT
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  • I retired early, at 53.  There is no amount of money that would make me go back to work.  Now if you paid me in doggies, that might be different... This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 21, 2018 10:51 AM MDT
      October 21, 2018 7:25 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    anything illegal
      October 21, 2018 8:42 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    I swallow many things but swords are not one of them.  You couldn't pay me to swallow swords.
    I showed your picture to Don.  He started to say you couldn't pay him to wear that outfit at an airport.  He reneged on that statement and said, O.k. for a million bucks, he would.  
    Which brings me to the conclusion: Everybody has a price. It's just how much you are willing to give. :) :)
      October 21, 2018 10:54 AM MDT
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  • No dice, I'd get right off in that corn. :P
      October 21, 2018 7:01 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    You couldn't pay me to commit suicide because then I wouldn't be able to spend any of the moula.
      October 21, 2018 7:36 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Ding! Ding! Ding!  This is a GREAT ONE!! :) :))  Well Done CallMelshmael.  Throw a little logic to center-field and you have the most realistic answer.
    But, if I were to divorce Don and marry you, I could spend it for you or us.   Whichever you would like.  You would be dead but I'd still grant your last request..... 

    ... Trust me! (cough, cough)!!

    This post was edited by Merlin at October 22, 2018 7:37 PM MDT
      October 21, 2018 9:15 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    "Okay." I said naively.
    Image result for stupid gif
      October 22, 2018 5:41 PM MDT
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