Because one day I might have to become a Cougar and go out on the prowl ....but until that day arrives I will stay a pussycat and purr away endlessly while being stroked and endlessly pampered ....;)D
Oh, snap! Do you need my help getting them cleaned up? Slip out of them, hop into the shower with me, I'll scrub you clean, then dry you off, give you one of my shirts to wear while I hand-wash your delicate pajamas. Don't just stand there, the stain could be seething into the cloth right now! Time is of the essence! Strip!