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Would you rather fight a dozen chicken-sized zombies or a dozen zombie-sized chickens?

I actually heard two pre-adolescent boys debating this question.

Posted - October 22, 2018
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  • 22891
    neither
      October 22, 2018 5:53 PM MDT
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  • 11154
    A dozen chicken sized zombies. I'd use my gas powerd brush saw to cut their heads off ( a brush saw is like a weed whacker but it has a blade on it like a skill saw).  Cheers!.  
      October 22, 2018 6:12 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    I would argue that if you were able to defeat the zombie-sized chickens, you would have plenty of meat for the freezer.
      October 22, 2018 7:36 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I'm going with a dozen chicken-sized zombies.  Why?  Because I think chickens are smarter than zombies.  If I had a dozen chickens zombie-sized, it doesn't mean they would be zombies.  It just talks about their size.  A dozen of them would be really hard to catch! This post was edited by Merlin at October 23, 2018 11:21 AM MDT
      October 23, 2018 1:53 AM MDT
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  • 3523
    Interesting.  You make some good points.  I'll give that some thought.
      October 23, 2018 9:08 AM MDT
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