Have you ever surreptitiously used the Director's washroom, which you are not entitled to?

No. I do have access to the CEO's bathroom because I report to him but instead I use the one adjacent to our office on my floor. 

None of the "Suits" at my former job had their own bathrooms.   Our office had one set of men's/women's bathroom.    Unfortunately, there were a few women suits whose bathroom habits were atrocious, so when I could, I would go downstairs to another set of bathrooms to avoid their...business.

  Nope. 
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no, i dont even have a job