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What if your name were Phil R. Up?

For those of you under 50, that's what we used to say as we drove up to a gas pump before they had self service.  A "gas station attendant" would pump your gas for you.  Hard to believe, eh?  It was also a good thing to say to the bartender when you took your date out for drinks.

Posted - November 25, 2018
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  • As a child back then, I remember sitting in the back seat with my window deliberately rolled down just to get a whiff of the gasoline as it was being pumped.  (Remember Ethyl?).     I loved that smell.     
      November 25, 2018 6:09 PM MST
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  • 44652
    I had a GF named Ethyl...
      November 25, 2018 6:47 PM MST
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  • lol    That would be cute if your name is Fred.
      November 25, 2018 6:51 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I knew a guy called Die Sel : )D This post was edited by Nice Jugs at November 26, 2018 3:00 PM MST
      November 25, 2018 6:54 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Or as Groucho Marx famously said, "Get gas. If you can't get gas, get Ethyl. If you can't get Ethyl, get Mabel!"
      November 26, 2018 3:02 PM MST
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  • 44652
    Kinda like a valet named Rex Carrs.
      November 25, 2018 6:48 PM MST
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  • 14795
    If it were you ....you could be the Mug's Pet Troll I Gas.......hehe 
      November 25, 2018 6:51 PM MST
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  • 6023
    Oregon still requires an attendant to pump gas ... except in rural areas "after hours".
      November 26, 2018 10:16 AM MST
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  • 10026
    Happy! Happy!  Joy! Joy!

    I love Oregon for that!!!!!!
      November 26, 2018 2:38 PM MST
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  • 44652
    You pay more.
      November 26, 2018 3:44 PM MST
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  • 10026
    It also allows for jobs.  I will happily pay to NOT stand in the rain and pump my own gas.  ;) :)  They used to ask to check your oil and your tires.  I'm not so sure they do that as much anymore but at least they have a job and you don't have to get out.  Did I say I love Oregon for that?  I still do and love the people who work at those stations, too! :) :)
      November 26, 2018 3:53 PM MST
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  • 44652
    Point well taken. Pumpin' gas was my first job when I graduated HS.
      November 26, 2018 7:11 PM MST
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  • 22891
    its not
      November 26, 2018 10:18 AM MST
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  • 11159
    If my name was Phil R. Up I would make a lot of That's What She Said jokes. Cheers!
      November 26, 2018 10:28 AM MST
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  • 1633
    Every time I'd go to a gas station or restaurant, I would say, "WHAT'S MY NAME?"

      November 26, 2018 10:36 AM MST
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  • 10026
    I love the fact you explained it to members under 50. :)  That, within itself, made it funny! :)  

    I would follow my name with Premium Stoli. This post was edited by Merlin at November 26, 2018 6:11 PM MST
      November 26, 2018 2:44 PM MST
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  • 13277
    No self-service in New Jersey. Personally, I prefer Phil D. Bowl.
      November 26, 2018 3:03 PM MST
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