Discussion»Questions»Random Knowledge» When am I going to get those tildes back from you? I thought you said you only wanted them for a short while, it's been ages! Grrrrrrrrr.
I was up 50,000 tildes. Lady Luck was shining on me. It was beautiful. Crowds were starting to form around the table. People were buying me drinks. Then, I get the perfect hand. The kind that would make a grown man weep. So, I went all in. Next thing I know, these big burly guys were on me and I'm getting drug to the back room. They start asking me all these crazy questions, like I was some kind of cheat. I'm telling you, it was the perfect hand. The house just didn't want to lose.
So, I says to the man, look. I'm with Randy D. He'll vouch for me. Then, the guy said he was going to pay you a visit and left. I guess that means they plan to give you all the winnings. Must be your lucky day.
(Joe, have you copied those tildes yet? The Yank is getting antsy, and the counterfeits have to be EXACT, he'll be examining them with a magnifying glass.)