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When am I going to get those tildes back from you? I thought you said you only wanted them for a short while, it's been ages! Grrrrrrrrr.




Posted - December 8, 2018

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  • 7939
    I was up 50,000 tildes. Lady Luck was shining on me. It was beautiful. Crowds were starting to form around the table. People were buying me drinks. Then, I get the perfect hand. The kind that would make a grown man weep. So, I went all in. Next thing I know, these big burly guys were on me and I'm getting drug to the back room. They start asking me all these crazy questions, like I was some kind of cheat. I'm telling you, it was the perfect hand. The house just didn't want to lose. 



    So, I says to the man, look. I'm with Randy D. He'll vouch for me. Then, the guy said he was going to pay you a visit and left. I guess that means they plan to give you all the winnings. Must be your lucky day. 
      December 8, 2018 10:46 PM MST
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  • 53509

      You mean to say you gambled away my precious tildes?  Why you . . . hold on, someone's at my front door, I'll be right back.

    ~
      December 8, 2018 10:52 PM MST
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  • 8214
    I love your cards.  hahahaha
      December 9, 2018 6:55 AM MST
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  • 46117
    The NEW me.

    Oh, Randy, please ask more tilde questions.  

    See,  I can do this.  I am saved.

      December 9, 2018 3:38 AM MST
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  • 53509
      December 9, 2018 7:09 AM MST
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  • 16792
    Patience, my friend.

    (Joe, have you copied those tildes yet? The Yank is getting antsy, and the counterfeits have to be EXACT, he'll be examining them with a magnifying glass.)
      December 9, 2018 7:16 AM MST
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  • 22891
    nnaybe never
      December 9, 2018 7:45 PM MST
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