When was the last time you had a professional massage?

You get a massage.

Sorry, I did not get the GIF.  It is just a black x.

Anyway, as I told Randy, I have had occasion to read a book that someone else never read, but still felt it important to tell me how bad the book was.  

I liken people who have never had a massage in the same way.  How do you KNOW what it is like unless you get one by a good therapist?  

There are so many benefits, they are too numerous to count.  

I've been meaning to try it but just haven't got around to it yet.  By the way the GIF I picked out for you is hysterical.  Take my word for it.  Merry Christmas!

Sounded?

You need to try it before you bash it.  There are great massage therapists.  They hit places in your body that you didn't even know needed attention.  They relax muscles so you can move, they increase range of motion so you can move more easily and no one is exempt from needing a good massage.   The best is to get one once a week, they are expensive and once a month is standard for most people.  

Unless something goes haywire, and then it will be consistent until the malady lessens.

There are places in the world where it is recognized as such an essential health regimen that entire villages massage each other and take turns.  

Sorry, you have not experienced this.  It can be blissful when done correctly.

I didn't bash it.    

  I disagree that people need to try something (or anything, or everything) before deciding whether it interests them. When it comes to certain things in life, we are intelligent enough to ascertain our likes and dislikes without experimentation. For instance, I know that I never want to get shot, get shot at, watch "professional" wrestling, go to prison, nearly drown, nearly get electrocuted, lose an eye, share my sandwiches, bathe with a man, eat Vegemite, etc.  You yourself have even stated things that you have never done before and don't ever want to.
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You deserve it more.  You probably need a massage more than many people who have worked.

He's looking for your milk.  He's nursing.

But cats are brilliant at taking care of the body and knowing what feels good, and knowing what is necessary.  They instinctively know how to take care of one another and themselves.  That's why they like to be pet.  You are massaging them.

That's more of an invasive rub-down.  But good one.  

I don't even know what to say to people who have never had one and still bash the idea.  It's like not reading a book I've read and then proceeding to tell me how lousy it was.

  (What's that got to do with me?  I get massages all the time.)

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I have no idea what this means.  Sorry.  

lol

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