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Hello Randy:
Apostrophy hurling, or however the hell you spell it.
excon
To/Too/Two and There/Their/They're
Uneven tildes
The 100 yard -
Punching grammar fascists.
Synchronized sentence diagramming. Freestyle punctuation. Semicolon slalom.
(We'll be sure to sign you up for that Triathlon.)
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LOL! I love it!
:)
Long Distance Run Ons
LOL!
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Diagramming very complex sentences.
In pedagogy and theoretical syntax, a sentence diagram or parse tree is a pictorial representation of the grammatical structure of a sentence. The term "sentence diagram" is used more in pedagogy, where sentences are diagrammed. The term "parse tree" is used in linguistics (especially computational linguistics), where sentences are parsed. The purpose of sentence diagrams and parse trees is to have a model of the structure of sentences. The model is informative about the relations between words and the nature of syntactic structure and is thus used as a tool to help predict which sentences are and are not possible.
You cut and pasted that entire passage.
Disqualified!
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Gym-asterisks, no?
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She uses PEDs (Performance Enhancing Documents.)
It has to have the Tilde Toss!
Wow! I just threw it ~20m!
We don't measure the tilde toss exactly. We just guess how far it was tossed and round it to the nearest ten, but ~20m is still pretty good.
