lol, I think I’m permanently unfit for jury duty also. I got called for jury duty once. The defendant was the mean girl from high school. I was dismissed after the attorneys asked if anyone knew the defendant. I never got called in for jury duty again.
The high school swimming team. Part of the 'training' was swimming across the pool with a metal folding chair. I was having some challenges doing it and I dropped the chair in the deep end of pool. Spent most of time trying to swim down to get it. (Some of my friends who were on the swimming team sort of laughed.)
In college year I did pretty well in a synchronized swimming class, though.
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