A likely story! I know you're hoarding them, probably in a bid to deprive me! I demand that you take a lie detector test!
*Randy D to the polygraph technician who's examining Jane S: "Psssst, while you're at it, throw in a few relationship questions so I can gauge where I really stand." ~
Grrrrr, you know very well that ampersands and tildes should never be thrown together! I swear to you that if your unruly ampersands corrupt my innocent little tildes, I will sue you! And not one tilde better show up preggers! Grrrrr.