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Randy D

Okay, quit stalling. What's the MAIN reason you won't divulge where you store the tildes?



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Posted - January 27, 2019
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  • Because I'm not allowed to post a pic of someone's butt.
      January 27, 2019 9:19 AM MST
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  • Who said I won't tell you where I store them?  I keep them in safe deposit box in a vault in the Swiss bank where I keep all my valuable possessions.  
      January 27, 2019 10:26 AM MST
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  • 53498


      Later that night . . .


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      January 27, 2019 10:38 AM MST
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  • Is that Ray Milland you have working for you?  :)
      January 27, 2019 10:52 AM MST
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  • 53498
      January 27, 2019 10:56 AM MST
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  • 44590
    Wait...I thought you were Black.
      January 28, 2019 5:54 PM MST
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  • That's white-face. xD
      January 28, 2019 5:56 PM MST
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  • I don't want you or anyone to find them!  lol
      January 27, 2019 10:44 AM MST
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  • 10984
    I forgot where I put them. 
      January 27, 2019 4:20 PM MST
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  • 53498

      A likely story!  I know you're hoarding them, probably in a bid to deprive me!  I demand that you take a lie detector test!



      *Randy D to the polygraph technician who's examining Jane S: "Psssst, while you're at it, throw in a few relationship questions so I can gauge where I really stand."
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      January 27, 2019 8:57 PM MST
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  • 16737
    The real ones, or the decoys?
      January 27, 2019 9:01 PM MST
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  • 53498


      Hey!  There's Vegemite smeared on one of these tildes!  I can't let that stuff get near my collection!  Ewwwww.
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      January 27, 2019 9:12 PM MST
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  • 16737
    I've been framed. I never put Vegemite on my tildes, they're better fried. 
      January 31, 2019 2:01 AM MST
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  • 53498
    Grrrrr.
    (~)
      January 31, 2019 5:25 AM MST
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  • 5451
    I'm still working on my army of genetically engineered super soldier tildes to take over the world!



    I'm not just going to tell you where I have them stored!



      January 28, 2019 5:18 PM MST
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  • 53498


      Real live tildes are the only ones I'll ever have, so keep your robot-tildes.

    :(
      January 29, 2019 6:26 AM MST
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  • 5451
    I worked very hard on genetically modifying them!  They're not robots!

    Harumph!

    Hey, do you like the presents I got for you?  They're the ampersands I dropped off at your house at 3:00 this morning!  I hope you like them. 

    I'm sure you noticed them with the sound of glass breaking and car alarms and all.  They're good symbols but they can get a little rowdy sometimes.









      January 29, 2019 10:45 AM MST
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  • 53498


      Grrrrr, you know very well that ampersands and tildes should never be thrown together!  I swear to you that if your unruly ampersands corrupt my innocent little tildes, I will sue you!  And not one tilde better show up preggers!  Grrrrr. 

      January 29, 2019 10:13 PM MST
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  • 44590
      January 28, 2019 5:55 PM MST
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