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I appear at your door step wearing nothing but a loincloth and sporting a sword...Your reaction?

Posted - February 8, 2019
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  • 976
    You'd be waiting a long time 'cause I wouldn't answer the door out of fear. I'd sneak to the garage to get a better look at you through the window that faces the porch.
      February 8, 2019 8:27 PM MST
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  • 53509


      "Wait, you mean to tell me that was today?"

    ~
      February 8, 2019 8:48 PM MST
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  • 44620
    I would not do that to you without a plate of
    sammiches.
      February 8, 2019 9:45 PM MST
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  • 13277
    sammiches sandwiches
      February 9, 2019 1:22 AM MST
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  • 53509

      Stu, what are you doing?  They're alternately called sammiches.
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      February 9, 2019 6:20 AM MST
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  • 13277
    Only in slang, not in correct English. It's a loose and sloppy pronunciation that makes the speaker/writer seem uneducated IMO. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sammich
      February 9, 2019 6:56 AM MST
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  • 53509

      So do you assume you're telling us something we don't already know?  We're well aware that it's slang, that's the spirit in which it was written: just joking around.
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      February 9, 2019 7:01 AM MST
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  • 44620
    Uneducated...I have a degree from Bob's University. They teach good stuff and things.
      February 9, 2019 6:11 PM MST
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  • 8214
    I'd have you mow the lawn and then clean the pool. 
      February 8, 2019 8:51 PM MST
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  • 7939
    Laugh my rear off. Then hopefully pull you inside before my neighbors notice. 
      February 8, 2019 9:04 PM MST
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  • 44620
    There better not be dragons lurking about.
      February 8, 2019 9:43 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Hey, why does he get pulled in?  You  called the guys in the white coats when I showed up at your place wearing something strange!  Forget both of you; I'm going back to Jane S' house, WHERE I BELONG! Grrrrr.



    ~
      February 9, 2019 6:29 AM MST
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  • 7939
    Well, it might have something to do with the fact that I've never had to take out a restraining order against him. Maybe. 
      February 9, 2019 10:06 AM MST
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  • i didn't realize we were going to role play today but i'll go change 
      February 8, 2019 9:07 PM MST
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  • 7792
    I'd ask you in only if you turned out to be Randy D. HA!!!
      February 8, 2019 9:11 PM MST
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  • 44620
    Wait...no fair.
      February 8, 2019 9:42 PM MST
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  • 53509

     (I don't get it.)

    :|
      February 8, 2019 10:49 PM MST
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  • 5391
    How’d you get in the gate? How’d you get past my dogs? 
      February 8, 2019 9:17 PM MST
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  •   February 8, 2019 10:00 PM MST
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  • 19937
    Let's hope my reaction wouldn't be to laugh. :)
      February 8, 2019 10:36 PM MST
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  • 854
      February 9, 2019 12:35 AM MST
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  • I'd tell you Halloween isn't until October!!!  
      February 9, 2019 1:18 AM MST
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  • 14795
    I would ask you to get a grip of yourself and sheath your weapon before you attempted to poke anyone  with it.... Plus ,thank God that you weren't in possion of a Lance or far wirse a Pike....They really do have sharp teeth    to get the bite on you with...:)D 

    On reflection....I would hope you would shield me from such  chivalry....more so as its winter here and still Bloddy could....As you know,man kinds metal shrinks so much after a knight out in the cold     :)D  
      February 9, 2019 2:42 AM MST
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  • 13277
    While we're at it, DOORSTEP is one word, not two.
      February 9, 2019 7:00 AM MST
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