When was the last time it was your time of the month. Men may answer as well. We all know you guys have them too.

Its one of those things I thought I would feel so happy about its ending forever.  Actually, I just forgot about it and what a big hassle it was.  And yes, good riddance.  I would take it back and have it every day of my life if I did not have to see Trump and his cabinet ever again though.   And if he went to jail?   I would ask for the super strength diaper size.

  A. How did you work your love interest into this, and

  B.  What does that claptrap even mean?

I would trade a lot of discomfort for the chance of putting Trump away.  So sorry you don't understand simple English that everyone else understands.   

LMFAO :)

Lol how’s did you work trump into this??

Okay.   Take a nice hot bath why dontcha?  

Next week for sure lol. No PMS yet;)

I think you may have hormonal fluctuations if nothing else.  What about that seven year itch thing.

Anyway, think what you want, I know men stuff their emotions a lot.  

We do, but they're not cyclic like a woman's are. Men howl at the moon rather than screaming at it.

Yes.  I will go along with that.

WOW that sounds like a very long time.   

I'm over it.

Are you certain?  I was going to recommend counseling.

She has NO interest. Just bringing up the subject can cause arguments. It's one reason I am here a lot...to get away from her. She prefers it that way.

Whaaa?  I think you may have misunderstood this.   It was a joke about you going through menopause.

I called it manopause. It's what men put up with when their woman goes through menopause.

Commiserations.
One in five women lose their mojo at menopause.
The Zone losses its elasticity; pressure and stretching can cause unbearable pain, take a long time to heal, and make walking painful afterwards. 
The Bartholins Gland shuts down, no more juices - also causes pain.
Please, if it's humanly possible to forgive her, do.
The alternative choices are neither easy nor satisfactory - and have high prices attached to them. 
For instance, HRT is only possible because mares are kept permanently pregnant in tiny stalls where they can't move in order to harvest their pee. The foals are killed at birth because they can't survive without the mare's colostrum in her first milk.
Better to abandon sex than cause other sentient beings to suffer for one's own pleasure.
Yet such a woman still needs love on a psychological level. Can be a very tricky time to negotiate and a lot of couple don't succeed.
For Ari and I it was a very difficult transition - took about twelve years to work out how to adjust.
I wish there was a special "group" on aM where oldies could openly discuss these delicate issues and help each other by sharing their knowledge and experiences.