You've been egging me on for quite some time now, you tease. That blue dress drives me crazy the way it clings to your frame. Why do you like getting me all worked up just to deny me when I make my move? Grrrrrrr.
Why would I tell anyone to go there? When I said it to you, it wasn't a demand, nor was I serious about it. I know you, so I know you want no parts of it. (Besides, how do you know she isn't already there?)
WHOA. HEY THERE, PARTNER... remember that PB notice from Answer Bag???
Anyway. I was just kidding. You told me to go to Adult Mug when I said beating off the other day. 'member? This is just a poke at that. CHILL MAN. Cool thy titties.
No. YOU. YOU chill. You need it more. Your collar is brown from the heat. It was white cotton and now it is brown with burn. Like the towel I forgot in the towel warmer yesterday. I must point out that I am alluding to your being very hot under the collar. I don't know if you got it. It is mildly amusing and very witty. Applaud.
Yes, the only time you paid me any attention was when I lies about being able to knit. Old people stuff.
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 17, 2019 4:20 PM MDT
Sex you say? Hmmm, let me think about this. Well, I'm not really one to promote the over-sexualizing of things, (i saw you roll your eyes at me) but I'm shouting a big fat "YAY" and a "Hell to the yes" from my side of the bed. Come on, let's get excited!!!
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 17, 2019 11:54 AM MDT