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Why are you stealing my oxygen?

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Posted - March 24, 2019
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  • 10617
    I'm not stealing it, I'm merely borrowing it.  HOwever, what I borrow I pay back... with interest!  I borrow your simple 'O", but when I give it back it's a whopping CO2!  (I not only doubled your 'O', but I  added some 'C' too)
      March 24, 2019 2:09 PM MDT
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  • 44590
    O2...get your chemistry straight.
      March 24, 2019 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    O₂ actually
      March 24, 2019 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 44590
    I don't know how to do that on my 20 Y/O desktop.
      March 24, 2019 6:51 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    It's an ancient technique passed down from the elders.  It's called【COPY】and【PASTE】XX
      March 24, 2019 7:20 PM MDT
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  • 10617
    What do you expect, I'm a humorist, not a chemist.  I don't even know the difference between NACL and sodium chloride (it's all salt to me)
      March 24, 2019 10:26 PM MDT
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  • 44590
    (NaCl)
      March 25, 2019 7:16 AM MDT
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  • 10617
    Really?  Gee, I always heard that a chemist's alphabet only goes from H to O.
      March 25, 2019 9:56 AM MDT
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  • 44590
    Nice.
      March 25, 2019 5:15 PM MDT
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  • I don't wanna steal your oxygen.   I'm only interested in stealing hearts.




     This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 25, 2019 4:46 PM MDT
      March 24, 2019 3:42 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    My CO2 has bad breath. I will start therapy using helium. 
      March 24, 2019 5:30 PM MDT
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  • 53498



      You don't own the air, man! Attica! Attica!  Attica! Attica!  

    (The youngsters will have to use a search engine in order to figure out what that means.)

    ~
      March 24, 2019 7:34 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I'm getting really good money for it on the black market.  Umm, yeah, you should really think about locking those up.

      March 25, 2019 1:42 AM MDT
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  • um it's called erotic asphyxiation 
      March 25, 2019 7:26 AM MDT
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