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You will NEVER EVER guess why I have not been on here. NEVER. But.. .give it a shot. Guess why I was not on here for the last several days?

Posted - March 25, 2019
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  • alien abduction and probing 
      March 25, 2019 9:51 PM MDT
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  • Ooooooooo Foreplay!
      March 26, 2019 1:43 PM MDT
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  • 53559

      Yet another wanton weekend with Randy D?

    ~
      March 25, 2019 11:01 PM MDT
    5

  • 46117
    I'll tell you and then I'll copy/paste it to everyone else.


    I sat on my keyboard and broke it.  I fell asleep and the keyboard was on the arm of the lounger I was sitting in. I fell asleep and when I went to get up to go to bed, it was dark and I didn't make it all the way out of the chair and lost my balance and sat down again.  I heard a crunch.  I had no idea I had decimated my keyboard.

    So, it took me days to go get another one.

    The end.  
      March 26, 2019 1:57 PM MDT
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  • 17627
    The prize patrol finally visited you.

    I'm envious as heck!
      March 25, 2019 11:02 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'll tell you and then I'll copy/paste it to everyone else.


    I sat on my keyboard and broke it.  I fell asleep and the keyboard was on the arm of the lounger I was sitting in. I fell asleep and when I went to get up to go to bed, it was dark and I didn't make it all the way out of the chair and lost my balance and sat down again.  I heard a crunch.  I had no idea I had decimated my keyboard.

    So, it took me days to go get another one.

    The end.  
      March 26, 2019 1:57 PM MDT
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  • 17627
    My story was much happier. 

      March 26, 2019 2:47 PM MDT
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  • 11185
    The Secret Service came to escort you to the White House. You were invited to share a bucket of chicken with the President and discuss your views on various subjects. Due to your extreme diplomacy and eloquent persuasiveness, he has now changed his stance on a number of policies and is a completely changed man. He may have lost the support of his base, but will be able to run as both Republican and Democrat candidates in 2020.
      March 26, 2019 5:26 AM MDT
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  • this sounds like a wet dream 
      March 26, 2019 5:41 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'll tell you and then I'll copy/paste it to everyone else.


    I sat on my keyboard and broke it.  I fell asleep and the keyboard was on the arm of the lounger I was sitting in. I fell asleep and when I went to get up to go to bed, it was dark and I didn't make it all the way out of the chair and lost my balance and sat down again.  I heard a crunch.  I had no idea I had decimated my keyboard.

    So, it took me days to go get another one.

    The end.  
      March 26, 2019 1:58 PM MDT
    1

  • 46117
    I refused because I had to sit next to Kanye.  Lost my appetite.
      March 26, 2019 1:51 PM MDT
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  • Your  category is celebs,  so my guess is you were hanging out with Kanye. 
      March 26, 2019 8:08 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I just wrote his name to Jane when I saw this afterwards.  Scary.

    I'll tell you and then I'll copy/paste it to everyone else.


    I sat on my keyboard and broke it.  I fell asleep and the keyboard was on the arm of the lounger I was sitting in. I fell asleep and when I went to get up to go to bed, it was dark and I didn't make it all the way out of the chair and lost my balance and sat down again.  I heard a crunch.  I had no idea I had decimated my keyboard.

    So, it took me days to go get another one.

    The end.  
      March 26, 2019 1:53 PM MDT
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  • Ahhhh crap:) lol. Well I’m glad you’re back. I missed your wackyness ;)
      March 26, 2019 1:58 PM MDT
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