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You will NEVER EVER guess why I have not been on here. NEVER. But.. .give it a shot. Guess why I was not on here for the last several days?

Posted - March 25, 2019

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  • You went off your meds.  Slipped into a state of heightened mania. Withdrew all your money from the bank.  Rented a boy-whore and the both of you flew to Tennessee to spend a long weekend full of debauchery at Dollywood.  Seems plausible to me.
      As a matter of fact, I think I'll suggest to Judas Goat that he and I take the same sort of trip.  BTW, Please post pictures, we'd all love to see. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 26, 2019 1:54 PM MDT
      March 25, 2019 2:05 PM MDT
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  • Or girl "friend"

    I think we will recognize her anywhere!
      March 25, 2019 2:09 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Thanks for playin' but NO AH NO AND NO.  
      March 25, 2019 2:11 PM MDT
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  • Just for the record, Your sassy attitude would have made the one on the left my pick for you hands down!  LOL
      March 25, 2019 2:15 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Close, but no cigar.

    I was ON my meds.  I was sleeping in my lazy boy lounger and .... If I give it away yet, then the rest of the kids will not give the clever answers that you just did.  My pictures.  OH woe is me.  I have SO many pictures that answermug cannot post the download of my pictures unless I remove some of them.  So?  I have a real problem right now doing what I love best which is posting pics.  I have been doing it for over a decade and that is a lot of saved pics.  At least a half a million by now.  No lie.  
      March 25, 2019 2:10 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'll tell you and then I'll copy/paste it to everyone else.


    I sat on my keyboard and broke it.  I fell asleep and the keyboard was on the arm of the lounger I was sitting in. I fell asleep and when I went to get up to go to bed, it was dark and I didn't make it all the way out of the chair and lost my balance and sat down again.  I heard a crunch.  I had no idea I had decimated my keyboard.

    So, it took me days to go get another one.

    The end.  
      March 26, 2019 1:54 PM MDT
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  • Hmmm...at a halfway house somewhere serving the remainder of your community service
      March 25, 2019 2:11 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    That woman (?) could make anyone look good in comparison.  No. I am not that bad.  
      March 26, 2019 1:48 PM MDT
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  • LOL
    I'm sure you're not. 
    A girl has to have her standards. I'm glad I gacve you the opportunity to 'Shine' 
      March 26, 2019 1:53 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'll tell you and then I'll copy/paste it to everyone else.


    I sat on my keyboard and broke it.  I fell asleep and the keyboard was on the arm of the lounger I was sitting in. I fell asleep and when I went to get up to go to bed, it was dark and I didn't make it all the way out of the chair and lost my balance and sat down again.  I heard a crunch.  I had no idea I had decimated my keyboard.

    So, it took me days to go get another one.

    The end.  
      March 26, 2019 1:54 PM MDT
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  • Oh good grief! How anticlimatic. LOL

    I would suggest that you next Keyboard come with an extended warranty AND Life Alert subscription
      March 26, 2019 4:14 PM MDT
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  • Yeah.  That's just the story for public consumption. 
    Sounds like fake news to me.  Judas and I know the truth.
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at March 26, 2019 8:19 PM MDT
      March 26, 2019 4:16 PM MDT
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  • 44677
    Jail.
      March 25, 2019 3:18 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Best answer yet!
      March 25, 2019 3:34 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    !!!  YOU GUYS THINK I WAS IN JAIL?   OH GOD.  

    NO.  
      March 26, 2019 1:49 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'll tell you and then I'll copy/paste it to everyone else.


    I sat on my keyboard and broke it.  I fell asleep and the keyboard was on the arm of the lounger I was sitting in. I fell asleep and when I went to get up to go to bed, it was dark and I didn't make it all the way out of the chair and lost my balance and sat down again.  I heard a crunch.  I had no idea I had decimated my keyboard.

    So, it took me days to go get another one.

    The end.  
      March 26, 2019 1:55 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'll tell you and then I'll copy/paste it to everyone else.


    I sat on my keyboard and broke it.  I fell asleep and the keyboard was on the arm of the lounger I was sitting in. I fell asleep and when I went to get up to go to bed, it was dark and I didn't make it all the way out of the chair and lost my balance and sat down again.  I heard a crunch.  I had no idea I had decimated my keyboard.

    So, it took me days to go get another one.

    The end.  
      March 26, 2019 1:57 PM MDT
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  • 53559

      What, again?

    ~
      March 25, 2019 10:56 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I know why. 
    Don't you remember?
    We were together!  Boy, my magic must be burning up at 350 degrees.  
    You must have been over-baked.
      March 25, 2019 3:36 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    You won a free trip to Hawaii but you had to swim back. 
      March 25, 2019 4:14 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'll tell you and then I'll copy/paste it to everyone else.


    I sat on my keyboard and broke it.  I fell asleep and the keyboard was on the arm of the lounger I was sitting in. I fell asleep and when I went to get up to go to bed, it was dark and I didn't make it all the way out of the chair and lost my balance and sat down again.  I heard a crunch.  I had no idea I had decimated my keyboard.

    So, it took me days to go get another one.

    The end.  
      March 26, 2019 1:56 PM MDT
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  • 976
    You were in the hospital. 
      March 25, 2019 5:36 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    That was two months ago.  NO.  
      March 26, 2019 1:49 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    Another Trump rally to protest.
      March 25, 2019 9:40 PM MDT
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