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Benedict Arnold

What’s something you wouldn’t want to hear right after having sex?

Example: “Alexa, stop recording“ 


Posted - April 10, 2019
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  • It’s good to have a regular. I take it the Doc is your wife?
      April 11, 2019 5:52 PM MDT
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  • 1893

    The Doc is; Roommate, partner, lover and friend - we will never be married.  This is our second go around and neither of us want to put our assets at risk (again).  Where we are in life, legal marriage is a fools game moving forward. 

    In Austria a divorce costs you 1/3 of you assets up front to the State in most cases.  Our attorneys have dotted the I's and crossed the T's. Why involve the State?  A move to the States (American) would also involve a Double Jeopardy for 5 years. We also have a disparity in age, so no marriage is hedging our bets.

    When one has assets of any amount, marriage is an institution to be avoided.  Stateside any State with Palimony Laws it is foolish to live with any partner. 

    CJM I hope this answers your questions

      April 12, 2019 11:34 AM MDT
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  • It does :) Just like a wife but not on paper. I think marriages should have term limits anyway. Can sign on for 5 years then decide after that if want to renew. Like a mortgage. 
      April 12, 2019 11:38 AM MDT
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  • thanks mom 
      April 11, 2019 12:24 PM MDT
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  • Ewwwwww 
      April 11, 2019 5:51 PM MDT
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  • Oh gosh, darling! I forgot the diaphragm. Mmm (counting mentally). Is the 13th day safe? 
      April 11, 2019 6:30 PM MDT
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  • ah gawd no, guess someone’s gonna have to pee  on a stick in a few weeks :(
      April 11, 2019 6:32 PM MDT
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  • A few weeks later. 
    (Hands trembling) Darling, do these two lines mean a yes or a no? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at April 12, 2019 7:18 AM MDT
      April 11, 2019 6:45 PM MDT
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  • Lol:) then you run back to the drugstore! Let’s keep buying tests until we get one with one line...
      April 11, 2019 6:47 PM MDT
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  •   April 11, 2019 6:51 PM MDT
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  • 34280
    Oh, no!!! It broke. 

    What was your name, again?
      April 11, 2019 6:33 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) 
      April 11, 2019 6:35 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    I'll turn off the video recorder now. That would be the LAST time....ever. 
      April 12, 2019 5:41 PM MDT
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  • Yep, don’t want that video going viral. 
      April 13, 2019 9:28 AM MDT
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  • 53509

       Not even if it's a really good performance?  When you and I do our best work together, we should be proud to let the world know!

    ~
      April 14, 2019 7:25 AM MDT
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  • Have you not noticed every time I leave your place I do so with a bag over my head?? NO VIDEO! 
      April 14, 2019 11:52 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Folks, she has a problem with a bag being over her head?  At least she leaves walking every time; there are other types of bags, you know . . . 

    ~





      April 14, 2019 1:20 PM MDT
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  • 6098
    "That condom might have broken but I'm not taking any responsibility."
      April 12, 2019 8:44 PM MDT
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  • Plan B. 
      April 13, 2019 9:28 AM MDT
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  • 6098
    Which was not available or even thought of back when someone said that to me.
      April 14, 2019 3:08 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Flatulence, neither mine nor hers. 

    ~
       
      April 12, 2019 9:10 PM MDT
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  • ewwwwww :/ 
      April 13, 2019 9:29 AM MDT
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  • 7792
    I'm pregnant!
      April 15, 2019 7:45 AM MDT
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  • How’s she know so fast??
      April 15, 2019 7:50 AM MDT
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  • 7792
    It doesn't matter. It kind of spoils the whole experience. This post was edited by Zack at April 16, 2019 6:02 AM MDT
      April 15, 2019 7:58 AM MDT
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