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should i tell my spouse I tattooed his name on my buttcheek or let it be a surprise

Posted - April 12, 2019

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  • 13395
    Surprise him but make sure the tattoo guy didn't his own name there before you pay.
      April 12, 2019 11:07 AM MDT
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  • no one with two brain cells to rub together pays before they get the tattoo 
      April 12, 2019 11:19 AM MDT
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  • Pics or it didn’t happen. 
      April 12, 2019 11:08 AM MDT
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  • nice try but you gotta pay like everyone else 
      April 12, 2019 11:18 AM MDT
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  • I made you a grill cheese though. 
      April 12, 2019 11:19 AM MDT
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  • a bad one with all crusts and no love 
      April 12, 2019 11:27 AM MDT
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  • Ingrate 
      April 12, 2019 11:33 AM MDT
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  •   April 12, 2019 11:41 AM MDT
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  • 3523
    How much does it cost?
      April 12, 2019 6:54 PM MDT
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  • 469
    Surprise him!  I love surprises.  Except the kind that come in white envelopes saying I owe something.  
      April 12, 2019 11:14 AM MDT
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  • that was the plan. im thinking jump out of a cake or something and the cake has a stripper pole 
      April 12, 2019 11:28 AM MDT
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  • 469
    That's what I would do!  
      April 12, 2019 11:29 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    Well ... ASSuming your spouse likes tattoos ... go ahead and surprise him.

    I'm just hoping you and the artist planned for the eventual sagging and wrinkles.  LOL
      April 12, 2019 11:33 AM MDT
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  • im not worried i have a plan and a plan b for that 
      April 12, 2019 11:49 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Only if you think he can read....if he can't ,it's rather point less telling him anything in my oppinion... :( 
      April 12, 2019 3:01 PM MDT
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  • 17593
    Oh please, do not deprive him of this wonderful surprise!
      April 12, 2019 9:45 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    I would surprise him.. it might be an even bigger surprise if the tat guy misspelled the name though!
      April 13, 2019 2:36 AM MDT
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  • 11002
    I think you should tell him before he hears it from somebody else...
      April 13, 2019 10:29 AM MDT
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