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If you were to start a new company or introduce a new product and wanted to give it a name that doesn’t already exist, what might it be?


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Posted - April 17, 2019

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  • 13395
    'Quantum' bathroom tissue designed for you to use both sides at the same time without getting your fingers sticky.
      April 18, 2019 2:56 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Sorry, disqualified because the word already exists:

    quan·tum /ˈkwän(t)əm/ noun
    1. 1. 
      PHYSICS
      a discrete quantity of energy proportional in magnitude to the frequency of the radiation it represents.
       

      2. 
      a required or allowed amount, especially an amount of money legally payable in damages.


      April 18, 2019 6:16 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    I meant 'kwantum'
      April 18, 2019 7:55 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Oh. (Rolls eyes.)
      April 18, 2019 8:50 AM MDT
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      April 18, 2019 3:51 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    'SONSABITCHIN' good toilet paper. 
      April 18, 2019 7:10 AM MDT
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  • 17596
    Geelanigan Inc
      April 18, 2019 8:07 PM MDT
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