How did YOU end up in the USA? ~

That's a great shot.

Born here......I wish I had a more interesting answer, but....

I was born in the USA with two pieces of bread in one hand and ham and cheese in the other.  Anyone care for a sammich?

My parents had sex on the way here from Rhodesia.  In the plane.  Ist Class.  There was a celebration on the Tarmac the likes that have not been seen since that birth of the Nazarene.


(I capitalized "tarmac" for the reason that it is a famous one now that I have graced it with my conception.  It is known as "THE TARMAC in cool people language.) This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at April 30, 2019 7:15 PM MDT

I'm here because northern European countries just weren't winning any popularity contests with my ancestors so they came here!

I was born here just like my parents and their parents before them.

rny parents bought rne here when i was 7

That's where the end of the birth canal came out.

Because it's the first letter of United.

Get it?  Get it?

LOL

One of my paternal  forefathers was sent here as punishment for horse thieving.

Born here.

In the mid-1800s, ancestors from Europe and other parts of the U.S. came to California for the Gold Rush. From these early settler families in the Sacramento area a number of families branched off, including the one my dad was born into. In graduate school, my dad met a Japanese immigrant woman who had been living in the U.S. for several years. That was my mom. The two of them got married in the mid-80s and spent a few years together traveling and enjoying childless life until they decided to make themselves a Nevan. I arrived at a hospital in Sacramento in 1991. :) 

Born here. 

Never even been there. Why do you think I eat Vegemite sandwiches?




This post was edited by Slartibartfast at April 30, 2019 8:53 PM MDT