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Benedict Arnold

do you wish you were a real mantis

i wish i was a real mantis so I can chew my husbands head off while hes piping me 

Posted - May 2, 2019
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  • I don’t want to be a mantis, but I’d like to know what ‘piping‘ is....
      May 2, 2019 8:14 PM MDT
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  • ok octomom you know exactly what piping is 
      May 2, 2019 8:18 PM MDT
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  • I need you to explain it to me step by step and with diagrams... 
      May 2, 2019 8:21 PM MDT
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  • 16763
    Nope. I'm infatuated with my better half, but I don't want to lose my head over it.

    How about an octopus? He rips his junk off and throws it at her, so she can literally "go f**k herself". This post was edited by Slartibartfast at May 2, 2019 8:22 PM MDT
      May 2, 2019 8:20 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    no
      May 3, 2019 4:58 PM MDT
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