Even though I like a lot of his songs, I can't find myself excited enough to go see the new movie about Elton John's life, "Rocketman".

  Wait, Elton John is going to show it to you at your home?  Lucky!

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No.  He is going to perform the whole thing for her live.  

No, he won’t show “it” to me, I am not his type. I know this even before watching the movie. 

  Then may I stop by and show it to you?  I’m your type, and you’re mine.

LOL I wonder if we REPORTED this what JA would do?  LOLOOLOL 

  There’s something wrong with me showing a movie to Jaimie at her home?  Gee, strict rules here.

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you are reading the TRUMP playbook again.  

 Ummm Randy, you already got me pregnant. Do you want it to be twins? I think that’s how that works....

you still owe me a boat for the first baby

 -_- 

I keep telling you that some other guy must have impregnated you!  I checked my calendar, and I was away at a three-day grammar symposium when you conceived.

  Ok, just to make you happy;
  One banana boat from Dairy Queen coming right up!  Geez, these cravings you're having.


This post was edited by Randy D at May 6, 2019 5:41 PM MDT

YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE BABIES! REAL BOAT! I’ll take the ice-cream for now though...

    You're overreacting. I received your attorney's threatening letter (it seems you plan to name the poor child Jaimranda, uggghh), and I'm ready to go to court. 
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No, I’ve changed my mind on the names now that I’m having twins. I’m naming one of them Revenue, and the other one Stream. You might want to consider taking on a night job too. 

Of course he is totally GAY but he never revealed it more than when he went on the Madonna Beotch fight for no reason. 

He was irate because Madonna sells out more venues than he does and he accused her of lip synching and having no talent.  

I mean, ELTON, GIRRRRL you need to realize that you are an OLD QUEEN and you were never as pretty as Madonna anyway.  

I hope they show all that in the movie :) I remember reading him and Tina Turner had some huge “diva” fights too. 

He must be a real piece of work in real life.  UGH.  I was trying to look up the Tina Turner fight.  

• At that time Elton was having arguments with everyone, he was always in the new having it out with some one. Tina did right by not touring with him, had he gotten away with doing what he did during the rehearsals, he would have did it on tour. Hit them where it hurts the most, the pocket. Even though i have enjoyed Elton’s music for years, I’ve enjoyed Tina’s the most and she had enough mess with Ike and the american media never giving her the credit that
  she deserves over the years she has been performing and singing. Tina, I am a true fan and supporter of yours and always will be. Love, Mark

   

This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at May 6, 2019 3:09 PM MDT