Have you ever had a nightmare that your spouse sold your tilde collection while you were away at work and then ran off with the milkman?

I had a nightmare last night but that was not it.  I am awake for this nightmare.  I've been dumped
cast aside, forgotten.  He has made another life without me.  It is all over, his choice, not mine.  This post was edited by Art Lover at May 11, 2019 5:16 PM MDT

Must have a long memory because when was the last time you had a milkman?  And how much do you really think your collection would fetch on the open market?   No doubt she would just dispose of it quickly at far less then she might realize if she took the time to find a buyer willing to pay more.  Would she even realize proceeds enough to get both of them out of the neighborhood? 

I hope this was an almond milkman and that they ran off to buy some vegan strawberry donuts. With vanilla icing. 

no cause i dont have a spouse

Yes, and I told him when he came back to bring a pint of cream and six strawberry yogurts.