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Discussion » Statements » I live in Washington. Seattle area. I smell like skunk, have a mutt dog, squat anywhere I can, pea on produce so it gets thrown away...

I live in Washington. Seattle area. I smell like skunk, have a mutt dog, squat anywhere I can, pea on produce so it gets thrown away...

And  dumpster dive for it after dark.   I play anarcho-Marxist protest songs on a broken fiddle.

Shouldn't my mom have had an abortion?

Posted - May 17

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  • she could have just swallowed you. or let daddy shoot you into her bum. each is faster and cheaper than abortion 
      May 17, 2019 6:23 PM MDT
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  • 1720
    Good women are hard to find.
      May 17, 2019 6:29 PM MDT
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  • yes :P
      May 17, 2019 8:32 PM MDT
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  • 22275
    rnaybe you should have a better opinion of yourself than that
      May 18, 2019 4:45 PM MDT
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  • 3017
    Ever see that South Park episode where Bono was the world's largest poo?
    You can't abort a poo - it has to come out eventually.
      May 24, 2019 1:54 PM MDT
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