Okay, I've answered all of your questions, told you everything I know about it. Am I free to go now?

  Do you condemn the contempt of court I pretend to portend by the end of the condescending end of the trend on the mend, or would you lend ten men a hand to fend off what they send to extend a blend to friends who spend their time now and then?
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Irrelevent and off-the-subject.  You are in contempt, disgust, disparagement, denial, defile, degradation and duplicity; doltish, defiant, dubious and derilect in duty.  Sentence:  1,000,000 Tildes or Death.  

  If they want my tildes, they'll have to come and peel them from my cold, dead, shriveled hands.