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What oaths have you taken?

Posted - June 5, 2019
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  • 14795
    I can't stand Oaf's...as I can't tolerate  clumsy people....  :( This post was edited by Nice Jugs at June 6, 2019 12:26 AM MDT
      June 5, 2019 2:12 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    How about them wild boors? 
      June 6, 2019 12:26 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    They are OK as long as they don't make Pigs of themselves    :)D
      June 6, 2019 2:43 AM MDT
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  • 44603
    When I enlisted in the US Navy and the four times I re-enlisted.
      June 5, 2019 3:06 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Wow.  You're a 5-timer!  
      June 6, 2019 12:27 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    I've only taken 2 oaths, in my life.

    1 - The Pledge of Allegiance.
    I believe this is not binding as an oath, because we start taking it before we know what an oath/pledge is - and before we know what the pledge means.

    2 - The Boy Scout oath.
    At least they went through and explained the oath before you officially took it.
    But it was so long ago, I doubt it has any binding on me today.
      June 5, 2019 3:10 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Kind of like the Pledge of Allegiance to the Oval Office of Trumphellonearth.
      June 6, 2019 12:28 AM MDT
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  • 10635
    I swear, I've paid for every oath I own (and I have the receipts to prove it). 
      June 5, 2019 3:49 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Good point on the oath factor!
    I have paid every payment of oath I said I would, too!
    Have Mercy, I've been broke a few times because of it but I HAVE paid, willingly. 
      June 5, 2019 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 10635
    Actually, I was referring to purchasing an oath as opposed to "five finger discounting" (taking, swiping, stealing) it. (more of my wacky humor).

    But you are correct.
      June 5, 2019 5:04 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I am such a blatently "good Merlin."  One would think I would take advantage of my powers.  I never do.  I get your humor.  I enjoy it!! I just didn't read it that way the first time around. :) :)
      June 5, 2019 7:35 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I don't see anything.  Do not pee on my leg and tell me it is raining, Shu.  Judge Judy.
      June 6, 2019 12:29 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    I have promised God a couple of things and meant every word. 
      June 5, 2019 4:18 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Those are the only oaths I have too.  You just cannot lie to God so you'd (I mean me, alone) better be sure when you swear to God and pledge to do something.   
      June 6, 2019 12:34 AM MDT
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  • 7792
    The closest I've come are marriage vows and that didn't work out so well.
      June 5, 2019 4:30 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Well, you are in the majority, it seems to me.
      June 6, 2019 12:34 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    In front of a judge.
    "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God."
    And I did.
    I took an oath to myself to live the best life I could.
    I took an oath to Don to make his life better.
    I took an oath to my sister to never touch her hair.
    ;) :)

    This post was edited by Merlin at June 6, 2019 8:06 AM MDT
      June 5, 2019 4:38 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    The last one's my favorite, especially since I used to be a hairdresser and wrecked more than one head of hair while learning that trade.  
      June 6, 2019 12:35 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    I'm shaking my head and grinning at the same time.  You should have seen what I did to Dons hair one drunken night... I would have divorced me the very next day.
    He still lets me touch it... just not cut it! ;) 
      June 6, 2019 8:26 AM MDT
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  • 53504


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      June 5, 2019 11:35 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I never knew. :D!
    Is that really a badge or did you create that?
    You know how gullable I can be.
    Real or not, if anyone deserved it, it would be you!! :) :)

      June 5, 2019 11:39 PM MDT
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  • 53504


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      June 5, 2019 11:54 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!
    Randall!~Randall~Randall~
      June 6, 2019 12:37 AM MDT
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