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CallMeIshmael

Some wealthy, distant relative leaves you $100,000 per year to go into savings. After you make the first withdrawal, the deposits stop.

How long do you wait to start spending it?

Posted - June 16, 2019
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  • 12-15 Years. I might break at ten, but no less. 
      June 16, 2019 8:44 AM MDT
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  • 53531

      Finally you and I could run off together!




      June 16, 2019 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    If you take Jamie, you must take me, too!  Kind of a sammich deal.

      June 16, 2019 11:07 AM MDT
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  • 53531

      Ok, ok already! (Sheesh.)

    ~

     
      June 16, 2019 4:51 PM MDT
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  • Hey wait, why is she getting more attention than ME?? NO FAIR. I’m breaking up with you, again -_- 
      June 16, 2019 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 53531


      Er, um, I don't know what you mean by that. I'm not showing her more attention than I'm showing to you . . . (Psssst, Merlin, put that sandwich away, Jaimie might see it; just wait for me in the bedroom, I'll explain everything later. Wait, take the sandwich with you to the bedroom.  I have to calm her down, then I'll be right in.  Shhhhhh!)


    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at June 16, 2019 9:55 PM MDT
      June 16, 2019 6:55 PM MDT
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  • Let me help you two get rid of those sandwich crusts, before you head to the bedroom...
      June 16, 2019 7:00 PM MDT
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  • Working with a dull knife can be dangerous. Oh please, let me sharpen it for you. 
      June 17, 2019 1:17 AM MDT
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  • Oh gawd, Merlin. Don’t say sandwich, he will lose his mind :)
      June 16, 2019 6:40 PM MDT
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  • Yessssss! We can. Especially if it’s your rich relative giving the money. If it’s mine, I’ll go first and check out some locations. You wait here, I’ll be back for you...
      June 16, 2019 6:39 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      **Six months later . . . 

    Gee, Merlin, have you heard anything from Jaimie?  I've been waiting patiently for her to send for us, but there's no word at all. Merlin?  Merlin?  Hello, Merlin?  HELLLLLLLOOOOO?  Are you there, Merlin?  Can you hear me?  I. Must have a bad connection or something. Hmmmm.




      June 16, 2019 6:45 PM MDT
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  • “Hey Merlin, what was that guy‘s name who loved sandwiches and tildes? Bob? Roland? Oh never mind. Another moJito?”





    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at June 17, 2019 12:09 AM MDT
      June 16, 2019 6:52 PM MDT
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    Maybe they forgot to save my phone number. Maybe there's no good signal. Maybe they didn't take USB cables with them for charging their phones. Maybe they got arrested again and used their one phone call to contact lawyers. Maybe . . .  Grrrrrrrr.


      June 17, 2019 12:15 AM MDT
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  • 53531

     Grrrrrrr, those danged Mojito Sisters . . .

    ~
      June 19, 2019 6:56 AM MDT
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  • Who are you?? Get off my lawn! 
      June 20, 2019 4:53 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    Excuse me. I hate to interrupt but:  Do you think you can live the rest of your life after that on $1Million?  One million Canadian?  Remember the question, way back when? This post was edited by CallMeIshmael at June 17, 2019 12:09 AM MDT
      June 16, 2019 8:51 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    as long as possible...
    until there was such an emergency
    that I had no choice...
      June 16, 2019 8:51 AM MDT
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  • 53531

      At least ten years. (That’s a whole lot of time for accumulating oodles of interest too!)

    ~




      June 16, 2019 9:16 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    I would only make one withdrawl.  It would be the whole amount.
    I would put it under my mattress and sleep on it, indefintely.
    I've always wanted to roll around and have sex on a wad of money.

      June 16, 2019 11:12 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    What whole amount?  You get 100,000 dollars  per year until you make a withdrawal.  So there is no ceiling.  
      June 16, 2019 11:55 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    But, if it sits there and doesn't get used for something other than the banks, what good is it? 
    Since he started giving me $100,000 the day I was born, I have 52 years of $100,000 plus interest.  This is the year I pull it and play with it myself.
    Please note. All my friends will benefit.  This includes, you, of course! The oceans and wildlife and human society and various other non-profits as well. 
    It is time to spend it on people and animals and the planet we live on. :) :) This post was edited by Merlin at June 16, 2019 12:28 PM MDT
      June 16, 2019 12:24 PM MDT
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  • You are a kinkster. I love it.
      June 16, 2019 11:56 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    You'll benefit with plenty to play with, too!  Any wild ideas about to do with the huge chunk-O-change coming your way??? ;) :)
      June 16, 2019 12:32 PM MDT
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  • Nothing as exciting as you lol. Move to a rural/semi-rural area and enjoy the peace and nature :)
      June 16, 2019 12:37 PM MDT
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