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You happen to overhear Randy D saying this to the young lady as you pass by his office:



   "Gee, it's certainly a shame that the Personnel Director told you there are no openings right now. It's too bad I don't have any influence with that department, or I'd intervene on your behalf. Hmmmm, now that I think about it, perhaps I can help find a position or two for you somewhere else. Drop by my place later this evening, and we'll see what I can come up with. Here's the address . . . "


What would you do, what would you say?
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Posted - June 23, 2019
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  • 4624
    I'd report his behaviour to the personnel officer, the manager of the department, the CEO and all my colleagues.
    A person who tries on that kind of shit in the workplace is not an asset.
    He should have his mind on his job.




    This post was edited by inky at June 23, 2019 7:07 PM MDT
      June 23, 2019 6:54 PM MDT
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  • I'd shoot Randy D with a tranquilizer dart. 
      June 23, 2019 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    I'd threaten to call his wife unless he gives me 25% of his tilde business profits.
      June 23, 2019 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      How about 6.5%?


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      June 23, 2019 7:18 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    18%. Your wife's number is on speed dial.
      June 23, 2019 7:29 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      I'll call your bluff: 6.6% and that's final!
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      June 23, 2019 8:02 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    You'll have to do much better...I know who is counterfeiting all of those tildes.
      June 23, 2019 8:04 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    6.6000000009%
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      June 23, 2019 10:08 PM MDT
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