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Benedict Arnold

What would be the best way to remove a baby chicken from a V.C.R?

Posted - June 30, 2019
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  • Place the vcr in an intersection facing the road.
      June 30, 2019 7:11 PM MDT
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  • Right or left or north or south? 
      June 30, 2019 7:11 PM MDT
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  • It shouldn't matter. Chickens aren't migratory  by nature. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 1, 2019 8:02 PM MDT
      June 30, 2019 7:14 PM MDT
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  • Matte makes me think about foundation. I have the best foundation sponge EVER! I love it so much. 
      June 30, 2019 7:18 PM MDT
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  • Doll yourself up and lets see
      June 30, 2019 7:20 PM MDT
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  • Okay!!!! But I have drunk eyes and I’m wearing plaid. Cos I’m so Canadian 
      June 30, 2019 7:22 PM MDT
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  • Hawwwt
      June 30, 2019 7:25 PM MDT
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  • I posted drunk selfies here for a second but then thought better of it :)
      June 30, 2019 7:43 PM MDT
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  • Damn it
      July 1, 2019 8:05 PM MDT
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  • 11108
    If you act like the Chicken Lady from the Kids In The Hall the baby chick will find its way out of the VCR and run to you. Cheers!
      June 30, 2019 7:35 PM MDT
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  • Lol :) GENIUS! And so Canadian. Cheers ;)
      June 30, 2019 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Excellent use of the word "its"!  You rock!

    ~
      July 1, 2019 7:58 AM MDT
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  •   June 30, 2019 8:14 PM MDT
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  • Is it really that easy? Let’s complicate it then:)
      June 30, 2019 8:27 PM MDT
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  • I pretty much complicate everything so that shouldn't be a problem.
      June 30, 2019 8:30 PM MDT
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  • Okay... so we have to turn this baby chicken into nuggets or something. 
      June 30, 2019 8:43 PM MDT
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  • I'm pretty sure that's cannibalistic Satanism.
      June 30, 2019 9:56 PM MDT
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  • I’m fine with that. 
      July 1, 2019 7:48 PM MDT
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  • Let's do it!!

      July 1, 2019 9:03 PM MDT
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  •   July 2, 2019 4:44 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Next time don't leave the egg to hatch in the VCR.
      July 1, 2019 12:51 AM MDT
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  • Why didn’t you tell me that back in 1998?
      July 1, 2019 7:49 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Ok.  Do this.  Put the VCR outside in the sun.  The heat will either drive the chick out of the VCR (work smarter, not harder) or you will have yourself a nice fried morsel of yummy.


      July 1, 2019 12:58 AM MDT
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  • Good plan :)
      July 1, 2019 7:49 PM MDT
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