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Benedict Arnold

How do you eat THE PIZZA?

A)Fold it in half

B) Fork and knife....aka psychopath way

C) Crust first 

D) The correct way

Posted - July 6, 2019
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  • 5808
    When I hold the pizza slice by the crusty end
    it sort of folds in the middle,
    very naturally...haha
    seems like the right way for me...
      July 6, 2019 5:42 PM MDT
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  • You’re eating the pizza the correct way. it’s not your  fault the pizza is folding on you. 
      July 6, 2019 5:49 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    I just eat the toppings. The crust is too filling.
      July 6, 2019 5:53 PM MDT
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  • And here  I thought the fork and knife people where the crazies.......  
      July 6, 2019 5:56 PM MDT
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  • I always fold the pizza in on itself. 
    That way it's almost cylindrical in shape.
    My mouth is just more accustomed to that form
    It allows me to take it all the way in easier.
      July 6, 2019 6:00 PM MDT
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  •   July 6, 2019 6:02 PM MDT
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  • Awww!  What a cute pussy!  (and I don't say that often)
      July 6, 2019 6:05 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Nuh uh uh...I told you about that! 

     
      July 6, 2019 6:08 PM MDT
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  • Lol!  If I was mid drink I would have spit it out read that.. I’m cry laughing:)
      July 6, 2019 6:23 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Just stuff it in your mouth
      July 6, 2019 6:04 PM MDT
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  • Excuse me, but I am a person of Klass.
      July 6, 2019 6:06 PM MDT
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  • 2836

      July 6, 2019 6:11 PM MDT
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  •   July 6, 2019 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Whoa! Ha! 
    :)

    Is that who I think it is?
    :)
      July 6, 2019 6:16 PM MDT
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  • Yes. 
    That is the one and only, Ms. Lewinsky herself. 
    Famous for doing, one time, with one guy,
    what I've worked hard doing my whole life.  LOL!
    It ain't fair I tell ya.
      July 6, 2019 6:29 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Ha!
    :)
      July 6, 2019 6:30 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    She's a trip...NOT
      July 7, 2019 11:18 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    I like that song!
    :)

    They're cute, too.

    And i liek watching peopel dancein that style of dancing - - an those two feamles up there! Fun!

    typos- - attack me!

    and i can't remember that lady's name on the top image. That's bad of me.

    EDIT: WAIT!! linda Trip? This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 8, 2019 11:31 AM MDT
      July 7, 2019 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 2836
      July 6, 2019 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 46117




    And then there is the SEXIEST guy of them all.  Here he is peeing in his pants hoping Putin does not have copies of his PEE PEE TAPE.  
     


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 8, 2019 11:29 AM MDT
      July 7, 2019 10:47 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    I bet I could flush that right down the toilet with a little effort 
      July 8, 2019 11:32 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    I bet I could flush that right down the toilet with a little effort 
      July 8, 2019 11:32 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    I eat it the correct way:

    I hold the Pizza slice firmly, but gently with two hand's... the crust portion in my left hand and I cradle the portion with the toppings in my right hand.

    Using my right hand, I fold the slice and I gently stroke the firm crust

    This keeps the topping inside the crust and prevents it from sliding off

    Anyone who says other wise should be stabbed in the eyeball...literally...stabbed...in...the...eye...ball This post was edited by Jon at July 8, 2019 11:31 AM MDT
      July 6, 2019 6:01 PM MDT
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  • Don’t make me throat punch you -_- 
      July 6, 2019 6:03 PM MDT
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