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Would you like to be Randy for a day? (This should be fun.)

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Posted - July 12, 2019
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  • 8214
    No, all he does is eat sammiches and count his tildes all day. 
      July 12, 2019 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 53503

      Gee, you act as if those are negatives. 

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      July 12, 2019 8:15 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    See what I mean?
      July 13, 2019 5:01 AM MDT
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  • 53503

      See what I mean?



    :(
      July 13, 2019 10:07 AM MDT
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  • Poor Randy. 
    He'll have trouble sitting comfortably for a week or two afterward.
    Just sayin'.
      July 12, 2019 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 53503

      Hey!  Who deleted all the women‘s info in my little black book and replaced it with all these guys’ info?  And why does my butt hurt so much?



      July 12, 2019 8:22 PM MDT
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  • No, I‘m no good at juggling ladies and restraining orders. 
      July 12, 2019 7:50 PM MDT
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  • 53503

      Restraining orders?  What restraining orders?  I thought those were outcall requests for my gigolo services!


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      July 12, 2019 8:29 PM MDT
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  • Yes dear, you just keep thinking that... now let me show you to your new padded cell...
      July 12, 2019 8:37 PM MDT
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  • 53503

      Wow, you smell nice. That fragrance you’re wearing really turns me on. Come closer; I want to whisper something privately in your ear . . .


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      July 12, 2019 8:42 PM MDT
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  • Okay great... but first put on this jacket...

      July 12, 2019 8:54 PM MDT
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  • 53503

      (She’s kinky, folks. Black leather and restraints?  I think I’ve died and gone to heaven. Leave us alone for a night or two.)

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      July 12, 2019 9:03 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    No! No! No!  That means Randy would also have to be ME for a day and I probably don't want to know what he'd be doing with my body for that day!  That just sounds so wrong, lol.  Ewwwy!






      July 12, 2019 8:08 PM MDT
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  • 53503
    Hey 
      That’s not so bad!  Just think of it: you could . . . wait, I mean I could . . . . no, that‘s still not right . . . I could give you . . . you could give me . . . hold on, we could each give each other that hours-long sensual massage I’ve been you’ve been we’ve been fantasizing about for so long now!

    ~

     
      July 12, 2019 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    NO.
      July 13, 2019 12:06 AM MDT
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  • 53503

      What, not any more?


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      July 13, 2019 12:50 AM MDT
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  • 53503

      I'm randy all the time, so I don't really understand the question.


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      July 13, 2019 6:52 AM MDT
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  • 1893
    No I could not do it, my grammar and spelling are not as good as his.  Besides I like my samwiches a bit of the other side

    Image result for brie and ham sandwich This post was edited by Archerchef at July 14, 2019 4:14 AM MDT
      July 13, 2019 3:30 PM MDT
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  • 6988
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      July 13, 2019 6:37 PM MDT
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