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What are the lengths you’d go through to avoid making a sandwich for me?


You're jeopardizing the relationship, you know. 


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Posted - July 30, 2019

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  • 46117
    The only thing I don't mind about you is making sandwiches for you.  Doesn't bother me, so try the tildes.  That would make me probably kill you and you won't have to worry about any relationships ever again.




    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 30, 2019 5:06 AM MDT
      July 30, 2019 5:02 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    What kind of piece of work does not answer a post? 
      July 30, 2019 11:22 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    I would insist on slathering it with Best Foods Mayonnaise.   One does not eat a sandwich without it unless it is P&J. 
      July 30, 2019 8:33 AM MDT
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  • 53531

    I‘m sorry, but you and I can no longer see each other any more. You’re toxic for me, that’s all there is to it. (Please just close the door as you leave, do not slam it.)



      July 30, 2019 10:40 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I love it.  It is Hellman's in some states, but it is the same brand.  And you know what?  There is a new mayo by Heinz now that is "deliciously creamy" and I bet you would agree.


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at July 30, 2019 11:21 PM MDT
      July 30, 2019 11:20 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    Same thing I do to get out of any "chore" I don't want to do.
    I'd "accidentally" mess it up to the point I am never asked to do it again.
      July 30, 2019 10:58 AM MDT
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  • I would NEVER avoid making you a sandwich, Randy D!  What kind do you want?
      July 30, 2019 11:20 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Eat it myself. 
      July 30, 2019 11:00 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Wow. So simple and so profound.
      July 30, 2019 11:17 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Aye sister. 
      July 30, 2019 11:40 PM MDT
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