What is one sure-fire way to kill a relationship dead?

Cheat on your significant other.

There is none. Obviously.  How low will people sink to pretend?  Ask Melania.  

Now we have Hilary. But she was more in the league of staying silent after finding out Bill cheated and not standing behind him.  For CHEATING.

That's all.

He cheated on her.  And himself and Monica. No matter how much Ken Starr wants to sob that he cheated on America. Big WHOOP.  Who hasn't? 

Now Melania?  She knows Trump through and through and STAYS and DEFENDS.  SHE IS A HORROR the likes I have never known.  She is the New EVA BRAUN.  


So if you are already dead inside there is no level that has a bottom.  

  Intentionally putting mayonnaise on my sandwiches after she’s been told three hundred million times that I don’t like it!  She’s out of here tonight!  (Ok, in all fairness, I only told her twice, but she might have escalated to Vegemite if I haven’t nipped it all in the bud.)



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Go out for the evening  and never return home...would achieve the desired effects pretty quick I think...:) 

Lie. 

Invite an ex girlfriend to your wedding.

"Kill a relationship dead" is redundant unless it can be killed alive.