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What are you talking about? I've wanted to start a garden for years, I just haven't had the time. It's just a coincidence that my neighbor

recently left for an extended vacation over an undislosed amount of time and left no forward address. 

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Posted - August 8, 2019
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  • 11009
    Wow - those tomatoes are huge! What's your secret?

      August 9, 2019 5:03 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      My secret is planning ahead for all the wonderful sandwiches you'll be making for me. It's a great motivator. 


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      August 9, 2019 7:06 AM MDT
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  • 11009
    Don't you think you've had enough sandwiches?
      August 9, 2019 7:36 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      That’s not even plausible: it doesn’t even exist as a concept. 
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      August 9, 2019 7:41 AM MDT
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  • You shouldn’t be wearing flip flops while burying bodies. It’s not sanitary. 

      August 9, 2019 5:16 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Thank you for the expert advice, it's good to hear from someone who's done it several (dozen) times. I'm new at this "gardening" stuff. 

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      August 9, 2019 6:59 AM MDT
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  • Glad I could help.
      August 10, 2019 6:20 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    If you want big tomatoes, choose 'Big Zac'  tomato seeds from R.H. Schumways. Place some 'Root Blast' fertilizer in the planting hole when you transplant the young plants. ( you can get 'Root Blast' at most Walmart stores) 
      August 9, 2019 7:20 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    Note to self: I want you as my number one alibi witness at my trial. 

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      August 9, 2019 7:49 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    Plant a "corpse flower" (Amorphophallus titanum), and you have an explanation for any smell.

    https://www.logees.com/corpseflower



      August 9, 2019 8:43 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    I hear this grows well in SOCAL. A good money-maker, too.
      August 9, 2019 8:49 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    What grows well in Southern California?

    :|
      August 9, 2019 8:52 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    Oops.

      August 9, 2019 11:57 AM MDT
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  • 16794
    You really shouldn't have buried him. You could have eaten his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
      August 9, 2019 9:48 PM MDT
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