What are we doing today?

Of course ;) 

  Wait, do they need any help?   I volunteer, I volunteer, I volunteer, I can take over for the entire crew, I'll do it all by myself if necessary, hello, pick me, please let me in there, I want to do it, I am so good at this you wouldn't believe it, give my name to the supervisor, I'll work straight through the lunch break and even through the bathroom breaks, I'm right here, hello, hello, hello, I'll do it for nothing, I'm your man, pick me, pick me, pick me . . .

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(I think you need one more than Loony does.) Dang...another funny sounding question.

YAY!! What colour are you getting? I’m sick of white:/ 

 I've got pullllllllllllenty of black for you, Baby!
(Shhhhhh, Jane S didn't hear me say that, did she?  She thinks she's my one and only, and to tell the truth, I'm still trying to win her love.)

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I AM CALLING MY LAWYER!  

  Is your lawyer a woman?  Do I know her?  Does she know me?  Does she want to get to know me?   Does she want me to know her in the biblical sense?  Never mind, just give me her name and I'll do the rest.

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I AM FIRING MY LAWYER!!! 

  So she'll have a lot of extra time on her hands, won't she?  Hmmmm, good strategy, Ex-Babe!  You're a great wing-woman!  (Bye!   I have to go make some hotel reservations.)

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  Yes, just like that, Sweetiekins, just like that, now dig your fingernails into them, Bae, make me feel it, make me really feel it, oh you know exactly how your Ran-Man likes it, don't stop, don't stop, please don't ever stop, do it just the way I taught you (by the way, you did tear up those divorce papers I hope), a little more on the left one, yesssssss, do it, keep going, don't stop now, it feels so good, do that thing with your knuckle that you invented, make it good, Honey, do all the things I like you to do, mmmmmmmmm, slow down a bit, make me the happiest man alive, do it, Baby . . . 
~ This post was edited by Randy D at August 10, 2019 8:14 PM MDT

I can’t do that... it will void the annulment ... divorce... whatever we are doing. STOP CONFUSING ME. 

Three-timing basterd ...

Oh, just jump in there with the both of them. I don't care.

  Thanks for the green light, Jane S!  As soon as I’m done with them (or they’re done with me), I’ll be running right back into your arms again, Cuddly-Wuddly!

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Something in tie dye I hope.

Hey is that the new Dior straightjacket ?! 

I'd kill for one ... but that's why I'm here.

Bah! No working on Sunday! 

And Sunday is always the busiest day for me, ha!
:)

  Imagine this: you and I slathering each other's bodies, you with peanut butter all over me and me with grape jelly all over you, then wrapping ourselves between two five-foot square slices of specially-made wheat bread and co-mingling . . .  hmmmmmm, what a way to while away the afternoon.  Say, we could write that into our fake wedding vows, right?  (I'm so happy.)


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Oh, THAT‘S NICE! The ink on our divorce papers is barely dry,  and you’re already engaged again. -_-  

Jaimie Baby, is that you?  I thought you were in Vegas looking for your next ex ex ex.  Gee, er, um, I didn't mean for you to hear that, but it's time you realized that the divorce drove me into the arms of another.  It's all your fault.

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