And if you are the second person who answers this, I will assign Asker’s Pick to you, but only if you are not the same person who answered first. No double-dipping. I don’t want you to feel left out.
If you are the third person who answers this, I will assign Asker’s Pick to you, unless you are person number one or two.
The fourth person who answers this will be granted Asker’s Pick; same conditions as above. I value you.
The consolation prize for the fifth person who posts an answer to this will be Asker’s Pick. You are just as important as anyone else.
(Are you beginning to see a pattern here?)
And so on, and so on, and so on . . .
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All I understood from that was the "between my legs" part. After that, I couldn't concentrate because the words were all blurry and my mind went into randy mode . . .
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