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Randy D

My most recent ex* is really clingy and wants me back, but twice in one day she posted a contraction with an apostrophe, and she loves mayo.

Getting back together is a terrible idea, right?



*About a week ago, she informed me via text that we were engaged, I knew nothing about it, then there was a whirlwind first date that involved handcuffs and strawberry donuts, apparently we got married somehow without me being involved, then the lies and accusations about me cheating on her caused a messy divorce and a whole lot of alimony. Meh, a guy can only do what a guy can do.

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Posted - August 11, 2019
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  • 46117
    How did you manage to get all those words in the question.  That's what I want to know.  That's long.  
      August 11, 2019 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      You know me: I have a LOT of stuff that's long. 
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      August 11, 2019 4:31 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I agree!  How DID he Do that??
      August 12, 2019 2:24 AM MDT
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  • 11127
    Hang onto her. It can't be easy to find a woman who'll have you.
      August 11, 2019 1:51 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      I could write you volumes on the women who have had me (I'm practically a man-ho), but I don't want you to get even more jealous of them than you already are.  No matter how hard you resist, I still pine for you. 



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      August 11, 2019 4:37 PM MDT
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  • 11127
    I've told you before that unless both people say it's a relationship, it's NOT a relationship.
      August 11, 2019 5:29 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      Sounds like the communistic leanings of some judge over at the civil courthouse. Please don't listen to such falderall, Dear.  No one understands our love the way we do. 

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      August 11, 2019 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    That's weird, beause usually after two contractions a woman gives birth.
      August 11, 2019 2:32 PM MDT
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  • 53531
    Grrrrrrrr.  Tell her that she should have given birth to a couple of apostrophes. 
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      August 11, 2019 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Much easier than a baby for sure.  hahaha
      August 11, 2019 6:10 PM MDT
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  • I'm deeply moved by your tragic affair.

    Phaser set to Stink Eye ...


    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 12, 2019 2:26 AM MDT
      August 11, 2019 4:23 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      Hey, wait!  I still love you, Baby!  In fact, I was just on my way back to your place to tell you that the others meant absolutely nothing to me, they were merely meaningless flings.  Check my cell phone; you'll see that I already ordered the Uber and everything!

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      August 11, 2019 4:44 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Wow! You are really a smooth talker.  Who could resist that kind of offer?  LMAO!
      August 11, 2019 6:12 PM MDT
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  • 53531

    I know, huh?  (Actually, I've got it like that.)

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      August 11, 2019 8:10 PM MDT
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  • This is what happens when you hook up through Ashley Muggerson.
      August 11, 2019 4:54 PM MDT
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  • 16841
    Is she Australian?

      August 11, 2019 6:37 PM MDT
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  • 53531

     No, she is NOT a Poisoner-of-Randall.
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      August 11, 2019 8:13 PM MDT
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