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Kittigate

I'm going to make 1000 lifelike Trump statues to sell for $1000 each. Do you think every church in the Bible Belt should have one?

Includes a free MAGA hat. Could probably unload a few at Trump rallies too.

Posted - August 13, 2019
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  • I think commandments "One" and "Two" of the famous and oft-quoted "Ten"
    should shed light on their actual need for such a thing...

    1) "Thou shalt have no other gods before me" 
    2) "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image"

    I'm sure many of them would love to have one
    but these people really need to cease their blind worship and adoration of him.
      August 13, 2019 9:44 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    They do not worship him -so they say but just 'a thing of beauty is a joy forever'.

    And as a reminder that "only God could provide us with a savior such as Donald Trump" This post was edited by Kittigate at August 13, 2019 1:18 PM MDT
      August 13, 2019 9:55 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    Like the Israelites with the golden calf, they have adopted the customs of the "pagans" around them.
    If god were real, I think they would be in for a big surprise when they had to answer to him.
      August 13, 2019 12:34 PM MDT
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  • 11161
    You should give them little swastikas for genitals then they would be anatomically correct. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at August 13, 2019 12:28 PM MDT
      August 13, 2019 10:05 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I think every CHURCH that has a cross in front of it should now have your TRUMP statue; they should be FORCED UNCONDITIONALLY TO DISPLAY THIS ATROCITY; and the cross needs a noose around the top instead of a crown of thorns. 


    .... and may you become forever wealthy and get a TRUMP tax break for promoting this product. 


      August 13, 2019 11:58 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Wonder if Trump will order a few extra large size for mounting around the Whitehouse lawn and gardens..

    And send as gifts to his friends in Russia and North Korea.  This post was edited by Kittigate at August 13, 2019 1:36 PM MDT
      August 13, 2019 12:40 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Trump bless you, my child.  
      August 13, 2019 12:42 PM MDT
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  • 44654
    Is that Canadian Dollars? What about tariffs and shipping costs?
      August 13, 2019 12:29 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Yes Canadian dollars will do, I dunno what the exchange rate is at present. I'll just load a semi and deliver them myself and figure out tariffs etc at the border. Might actually be a better idea to have 'em made in USA. 
      August 13, 2019 12:37 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Not really.  Thanks to Putin at the helm, I'm sure Trump will manage to impose tariffs state-by-state right here in the USA.  Why not screw us one more time and not just leave that way.  
      August 13, 2019 12:45 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    Keep it real 
      August 13, 2019 1:54 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    definitely
      August 16, 2019 3:21 PM MDT
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