What are your entries of the top three indicators of someone being addicted to AnswerMug? (Humorous answers, please.)

1. They have a vast collection of photos to post with their answers.

2. They keep a running list of ideas for questions to ask.

3. Their screen name starts with an 'R'

1. They have a tattoo of the Mug logo.
2. They know what tildes, misconceptions, and mayonnaise have in common.
3. They've ever tried to explain these concepts to an "outsider" and became frustrated when s/he didn't get it.

People are not addicted to Answer Mug.  They are addicted to ME.  

Sharon J. Trump.   Being a legend in your own mind gets you elected President.   This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at March 16, 2020 10:13 PM MDT

1. Mugging instead of sleeping.
2. Mugging instead of eating.
3. Mugging instead of sex.

Wait...never mind, you said humorous.

being on here a lot

I was like this when I first joined Answerbag: 

Run to the store to buy a garlic sausage to subsist on
Wake up dreaming that I was typing a post
Fall asleep at the computer desk 
So preoccupied one time I didn't notice the cat had jumped up on the desk and helping himself to my dish of food. 

i'm calmed down a bit more now.