Your boss just got mysteriously replaced by me and I just docked your pay, what you gonna do about it?

Wait until I take over as boss, then claim it back from your pay.

hahaha

psh!!!

You gonna slash my tires?

I'll do the robot dance so that you see how talented I am and realize that I am an asset to the company. Then give me a raise and the corner office with 2 windows. Cheers!

Release the virus. 

I'm gonna do the same thing I was doing before I took the job, and the same thing I've been doing ever since: look for work.  These days the job search NEVER ends.  If you're comfortable in your present job, you aren't paying attention.

ROTFLMAO!

Let this be a lesson to us all, kiddies.  Never piss off your waiter, your doctor, your mechanic or your IT guy.

You're going to replace my wife? That could be interesting. Let me give it some thought . . .

As to docking my pay . . . brings to mind an old Billy Preston song so good luck with that.

talk to the labor board about you

I've dealt with your kind before: